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Eight Jokes for the Holiday Season to Keep Them Laughing!

Between holiday and new year's eve parties, a good joke can come in handy. We couldn't find any good jokes, but came up with these eight bad jokes, themed for print and marketing, for you to use as you make the rounds.


I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

An RGB walks into a CMYK bar.
Bartender says, “Hey, aren’t you out of gamut?”

Why did the printer forget to say goodbye to his wife?
He was pressed for time.

What type of hunting do printers prefer?

What did the typographer say to the printer who wouldn’t stop talking?
Get to the point.

How much does a hipster weigh?
An insta-gram.

What's a telemarketer's favorite song?
Answer my call, maybe.

What did the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do her first day on the job?
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